Why They're Hot

Why He’s Hot: 
Chad mother-fucking Kroeger. Lead singer of hit band Nickelback, which is Canadian. Say his name. Chad Kroeger. If that’s not enough to make your vagina explode with feelings of lust and ramen cravings then I don’t know what is.
His hair. It may look like your every-day ramen perm, but there’s so much more under those sexy golden locks. Imagine feeling his beautiful curls as you passionately kiss him on the cheek.
His body. Look at those abs. Look at those sexy pecs. Look at that rock sign he’s making with his fingers. Imagine what else he can do with those fingers… like run them through your hair. Or his hair. Or even your bowl of ramen noodles.
He’s FAMOUS! Fuck yeah, famous. He’s a rockstar. People get tattoos of him, imagine bragging to your co-workers about sleeping with that hott piece of famous meat.
His songs. He sings beautiful songs with that sexy voice of his, he could sing you to sleep. Check out this song, that’s mother fucking deep. He even exposes his wild side once in a while with songs about sex and cars and stuff. If that can’t turn you on I don’t know what can.
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Why He’s Hot: 

  1. Chad mother-fucking Kroeger. Lead singer of hit band Nickelback, which is Canadian. Say his name. Chad Kroeger. If that’s not enough to make your vagina explode with feelings of lust and ramen cravings then I don’t know what is.
  2. His hair. It may look like your every-day ramen perm, but there’s so much more under those sexy golden locks. Imagine feeling his beautiful curls as you passionately kiss him on the cheek.
  3. His body. Look at those abs. Look at those sexy pecs. Look at that rock sign he’s making with his fingers. Imagine what else he can do with those fingers… like run them through your hair. Or his hair. Or even your bowl of ramen noodles.
  4. He’s FAMOUS! Fuck yeah, famous. He’s a rockstar. People get tattoos of him, imagine bragging to your co-workers about sleeping with that hott piece of famous meat.
  5. His songs. He sings beautiful songs with that sexy voice of his, he could sing you to sleep. Check out this song, that’s mother fucking deep. He even exposes his wild side once in a while with songs about sex and cars and stuff. If that can’t turn you on I don’t know what can.

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Why He’s Hot: 
How are you even reading this? How have you looked at that picture and not fallen to the floor from pure unf? Yeah, that’s right. That’s Jay Baruchel. The sexy Canadian god with beautiful, luscious hair.
He’s adorable. LOOK AT THAT FACE. He snorts when he laughs, he’s awkward, skinny, and a complete nerd but can turn into pure sex when he wants too. If that doesn’t make the perfect man, I don’t know what does.
He’s patriotic. He’s so fucking patriotic, in fact, that he’s got his country’s flag tattooed on his beautiful chest. Nothing sexier than a man who loves his country. 
Not into movies? That’s okay he loves music too. Yeah, that’s right, not only can he act but he can play the drums and make beats on Logic. Don’t believe me? Hear the words come straight from his sweet-ass mouth.
Lastly, his voice. Yeah, I see you melt at the sound. Imagine that voice screaming your name in bed. He makes the computer generated viking bamf Hiccup sound as sexy as hell. You can now put your underwear back on. 
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Why He’s Hot: 

  1. How are you even reading this? How have you looked at that picture and not fallen to the floor from pure unf? Yeah, that’s right. That’s Jay BaruchelThe sexy Canadian god with beautiful, luscious hair.
  2. He’s adorableLOOK AT THAT FACE. He snorts when he laughs, he’s awkward, skinny, and a complete nerd but can turn into pure sex when he wants too. If that doesn’t make the perfect man, I don’t know what does.
  3. He’s patriotic. He’s so fucking patriotic, in fact, that he’s got his country’s flag tattooed on his beautiful chest. Nothing sexier than a man who loves his country. 
  4. Not into movies? That’s okay he loves music too. Yeah, that’s right, not only can he act but he can play the drums and make beats on Logic. Don’t believe me? Hear the words come straight from his sweet-ass mouth.
  5. Lastly, his voice. Yeah, I see you melt at the sound. Imagine that voice screaming your name in bed. He makes the computer generated viking bamf Hiccup sound as sexy as hell. You can now put your underwear back on. 

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Why He’s Hot:
Please take a moment to catch your breath and tighten those legs if you must. That glorious man above would be Andrew Garfield. If you didn’t already know, he’s an American British actor that can charm the pants off of you in less than a second with simply a smile. Yes, just one quick glimpse of those beautiful teeth and instantly you won’t remember what name you go by - only what he wishes to call you. 
And it’s not just the smile: the man has plenty of other lovely features. Have you noticed that head of hair, or those deliciously brooding eyebrows? Yes, he may be slightly self conscious of his eyebrows or even possibly his luscious locks but he shouldn’t be. We love the way he grooms himself.
As if it isn’t already good enough just to see him walk and talk, his acting is fucking fantastic. He’s incredibly convincing, making you cry, pissed and everything in between. This means he can convince you to sleep with him and stay the night without even trying because you’ll believe anything that is uttered from those perfect lips.
Jewnicorn love is in full effect and none of us are hating it. Everyone knows Andrew and Jesse Eisenberg are in the brilliant film The Social Network together, and although their characters cut all possible ties in the movie, it’s would be the exact opposite in real life. The two are practically in love and doing the worst possible job of hiding it, but that’s completely OK with us.
It should be obvious by now that Andrew is capable of making any person swoon, being tall, dark and so fucking handsome. His accent can cause knees to go weak and his voice could probably cure cancer, not to mention how frequently he licks those damn fine lips. Oh, and did I mention those looks? He’s got so many. There’s his “smoldering sexually frustrated" look; his "I am adorable" look; and also his "I get what I want and I want you" face. This man is so damn perfect.
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Why He’s Hot:

  1. Please take a moment to catch your breath and tighten those legs if you must. That glorious man above would be Andrew Garfield. If you didn’t already know, he’s an American British actor that can charm the pants off of you in less than a second with simply a smile. Yes, just one quick glimpse of those beautiful teeth and instantly you won’t remember what name you go by - only what he wishes to call you. 
  2. And it’s not just the smile: the man has plenty of other lovely features. Have you noticed that head of hair, or those deliciously brooding eyebrows? Yes, he may be slightly self conscious of his eyebrows or even possibly his luscious locks but he shouldn’t be. We love the way he grooms himself.
  3. As if it isn’t already good enough just to see him walk and talk, his acting is fucking fantastic. He’s incredibly convincing, making you crypissed and everything in between. This means he can convince you to sleep with him and stay the night without even trying because you’ll believe anything that is uttered from those perfect lips.
  4. Jewnicorn love is in full effect and none of us are hating it. Everyone knows Andrew and Jesse Eisenberg are in the brilliant film The Social Network together, and although their characters cut all possible ties in the movie, it’s would be the exact opposite in real life. The two are practically in love and doing the worst possible job of hiding it, but that’s completely OK with us.
  5. It should be obvious by now that Andrew is capable of making any person swoon, being tall, dark and so fucking handsome. His accent can cause knees to go weak and his voice could probably cure cancer, not to mention how frequently he licks those damn fine lips. Oh, and did I mention those looks? He’s got so many. There’s his “smoldering sexually frustrated" look; his "I am adorable" look; and also his "I get what I want and I want you" face. This man is so damn perfect.

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Primitive Girl

Why He’s Hot: 
That gorgeous boy up there is Eli Goldsworthy, and if you watch Degrassi you periodically orgasm every time the camera pans over to his angsty, alternative, hotness.
He’s just about the cutest thing you’ve ever layed your eyes on. His smirk will send your knees into a quiver. It’s as if his lips are saying “you want me” without uttering a word. His lips would be correct, you want him, you want him SO, SO bad.
He’s a trouble maker. This boy doesn’t play by the rules. Whether it be spiking punch with poison, getting suspended, or getting into a brawl. He’s pure badass. It doesn’t bother you any, he looks so dang sexy with blood running down those pouty lips. You can lick it off. In fact, he’d probably encourage it.
He drives a hearse. That’s right, he drives a car that totes bodies. I’m sure you wouldn’t mind laying your bod in the back…on your back…with Eli pressed against you.
His style is unique. Imagine walking into the hall at school and seeing this stride towards you. All black, a blazer, headphones, and that perfectly side swept hair. You’d love to run your fingers through it. Maybe pull it a bit. Maybe a lot.
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Why He’s Hot: 

  1. That gorgeous boy up there is Eli Goldsworthy, and if you watch Degrassi you periodically orgasm every time the camera pans over to his angsty, alternative, hotness.
  2. He’s just about the cutest thing you’ve ever layed your eyes on. His smirk will send your knees into a quiver. It’s as if his lips are saying “you want me” without uttering a word. His lips would be correct, you want him, you want him SO, SO bad.
  3. He’s a trouble maker. This boy doesn’t play by the rules. Whether it be spiking punch with poison, getting suspended, or getting into a brawl. He’s pure badass. It doesn’t bother you any, he looks so dang sexy with blood running down those pouty lips. You can lick it off. In fact, he’d probably encourage it.
  4. He drives a hearse. That’s right, he drives a car that totes bodies. I’m sure you wouldn’t mind laying your bod in the back…on your back…with Eli pressed against you.
  5. His style is unique. Imagine walking into the hall at school and seeing this stride towards you. All black, a blazer, headphones, and that perfectly side swept hair. You’d love to run your fingers through it. Maybe pull it a bit. Maybe a lot.

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Electric Raspberry

Why He’s Hot: 
This long, lean son of a bitch is Nathan, the “leader” of the Misfits. I mean he’s not really the leader, he’s more like the annoying pretentious ridiculous guy that demands all the attention in the group so he usually gets it. Or as Curtis would call him, the “prick”. But it just works. 
Look at that head full of wild poofy curls! Imagine twisting your fingers up in that shit while he goes to town on your vaginal regions. And those pretty green eyes? Yes, you want to get lost in those things, it’s OK. I do too. 
He DGAF. He will shit in your bed, call you a cunt or a midget or a melon fucker, punch you in the nose, throw a brick at your car - whatever he fucking wants - and you’ll love every second of it because it just makes him who he is, and who he is is ~amazing and glorious and beautiful~.
The beautiful bastard is immortal. He can’t die. I mean, he can but he always comes back. He’ll be with you forever and ever, amen. And who wouldn’t want that?
Did I mention that he’s Irish? No? Well, yeah. That accent. Definitely enough said. 

Why He’s Hot: 

  1. This long, lean son of a bitch is Nathan, the “leader” of the Misfits. I mean he’s not really the leader, he’s more like the annoying pretentious ridiculous guy that demands all the attention in the group so he usually gets it. Or as Curtis would call him, the “prick”. But it just works
  2. Look at that head full of wild poofy curls! Imagine twisting your fingers up in that shit while he goes to town on your vaginal regions. And those pretty green eyes? Yes, you want to get lost in those things, it’s OK. I do too
  3. He DGAF. He will shit in your bed, call you a cunt or a midget or a melon fucker, punch you in the nose, throw a brick at your car - whatever he fucking wants - and you’ll love every second of it because it just makes him who he is, and who he is is ~amazing and glorious and beautiful~.
  4. The beautiful bastard is immortal. He can’t die. I mean, he can but he always comes back. He’ll be with you forever and ever, amen. And who wouldn’t want that?
  5. Did I mention that he’s Irish? No? Well, yeah. That accent. Definitely enough said. 

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