Why He’s Hot:

1. You can’t pronounce his name. Imagine: while you sat with him on your couch as he tried to coax the correct enunciation of you, you’d both become overwhelmed with desire after studying each other’s lips so closely that you’d fuck right there. You’d get that name right then, I’ll bet. You’d get it right really loud, and really repetitively. All night long.
2. He’s fucking Swedish for God’s sake. Listen to that accent. Don’t lie and say you’d be able to keep your clothes on if he was talking to you. No one would believe you.
3. He’s effortlessly sexy. Effortlessly debonair. Effortlessly whatever other word which means he wouldn’t even have to try to get you in bed.
4. He’s an absolute sweetheart but we’ve all seen True Blood. We know what he’s capable of.
5. Look at him. LOOK. AT. HIM.