Why He’s Hot: 

1. That gorgeous boy up there is Eli Goldsworthy, and if you watch Degrassi you periodically orgasm every time the camera pans over to his angsty, alternative, hotness.
2. He’s just about the cutest thing you’ve ever layed your eyes on. His smirk will send your knees into a quiver. It’s as if his lips are saying “you want me” without uttering a word. His lips would be correct, you want him, you want him SO, SO bad.
3. He’s a trouble maker. This boy doesn’t play by the rules. Whether it be spiking punch with poison, getting suspended, or getting into a brawl. He’s pure badass. It doesn’t bother you any, he looks so dang sexy with blood running down those pouty lips. You can lick it off. In fact, he’d probably encourage it.
4. He drives a hearse. That’s right, he drives a car that totes bodies. I’m sure you wouldn’t mind laying your bod in the back…on your back…with Eli pressed against you.
5. His style is unique. Imagine walking into the hall at school and seeing this stride towards you. All black, a blazer, headphones, and that perfectly side swept hair. You’d love to run your fingers through it. Maybe pull it a bit. Maybe a lot.

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