Why They're Hot

Why He’s Hot: 
Witness, the most perfect human. He is beyond sweet and incredibly intelligent, not to mention wildly sexual. Chris Marqette interviews like a scientist from NASA and spends his extra money on children in need. His mind alone is something to brag about, everything else is just a massive bonus.
He’s a geek among geeks, the nerd of all nerds. Yet this Star Wars digging dude doesn’t sit in his mother’s basement playing WOW, he lands hot chicks and knows his Lucas too. Don’t hide your inner geek when you’re around him, this is a man who can be your Han to his Leia.
His talent is not to be taken lightly. Chris can play the most endearing and broken character, or the most perverted and hilarious person in existence (any guy who can make slapping Ryan Reynolds in the face a laughable occurrence has some serious comic genius in his blood). You know what that means ladies? Roleplay.   
 He may not have abs of steel, but who doesn’t love a punk dressed in his own blood or a nerd stripping it down for an audience. His pale fit figure makes one swoon with delight. Yes please, Mr. Marquette, strip for me.
 When he smiles the world stops. Babies and kittens drop dead of cuteness overload. He can go from sweet to sexy in two seconds flat, and make you fantasize about jumping his bones and licking that hot grin straight off his adorable face in no time.
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Why He’s Hot: 

  1. Witness, the most perfect human. He is beyond sweet and incredibly intelligent, not to mention wildly sexual. Chris Marqette interviews like a scientist from NASA and spends his extra money on children in need. His mind alone is something to brag about, everything else is just a massive bonus.
  2. He’s a geek among geeks, the nerd of all nerds. Yet this Star Wars digging dude doesn’t sit in his mother’s basement playing WOW, he lands hot chicks and knows his Lucas too. Don’t hide your inner geek when you’re around him, this is a man who can be your Han to his Leia.
  3. His talent is not to be taken lightly. Chris can play the most endearing and broken character, or the most perverted and hilarious person in existence (any guy who can make slapping Ryan Reynolds in the face a laughable occurrence has some serious comic genius in his blood). You know what that means ladies? Roleplay.   
  4.  He may not have abs of steel, but who doesn’t love a punk dressed in his own blood or a nerd stripping it down for an audience. His pale fit figure makes one swoon with delight. Yes please, Mr. Marquette, strip for me.
  5.  When he smiles the world stops. Babies and kittens drop dead of cuteness overload. He can go from sweet to sexy in two seconds flat, and make you fantasize about jumping his bones and licking that hot grin straight off his adorable face in no time.

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  1. thedoctorwillsaveme reblogged this from whytheyrehot
  2. onlyposersfall-in-love reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    Chris Marquette love. Finally.
  3. katigein reblogged this from whytheyrehot
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  5. gayfaceinthenorth reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    Hehe.
  6. sassyhag reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    He’s just wonderful
  7. chelseashanna reblogged this from whytheyrehot
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  9. nobody-noteven-therain reblogged this from whytheyrehot
  10. natureoflife-love reblogged this from whytheyrehot
  11. theonlyuglylifeguard reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    I always feel like nobody shares my opinion of Chris.
  12. sourlikelemon reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    Purrrfection
  13. behindblueyez reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    Anyone who can talk Star Wars with me is an instant bone.
  14. mckena-ann reblogged this from whytheyrehot
  15. fagen reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    Why He’s Hot: YES YES YES! [I have been saying this shit for years.]
  16. hands0me--jackass reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    mmm.
  17. theycallmekingred reblogged this from mariaantonietta
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  21. beautifulimposter reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    yum
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  26. rachelautumn reblogged this from whytheyrehot and added:
    You’ll always be fat to me, Chris!
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