Why He’s Hot:
- Who’s that hot guy standing there looking like a badass mother fucker? Why that’s Matt Berry. Don’t know who he is? Well you better learn his name because you’ll be putting it down as the father of your children on a birth certificate shortly. He’s an actor, comedian and musician who has more sexy swagger in his little finger than your boyfriend has in his entire body. Did I mention that he plays the rogue-ish boss on The IT Crowd? In a crisp handmade suit and with that hair falling over one eye, you’ll be begging to take dictation from him as his secretary.
- Oh did I mention he’s English. Yup, that means sexy accent. But wait, on top of an accent that can already make you spread your legs, Matt also has a rich velvety voice like smooth caramel. It’s a voice so sugary sexy that he could read the mother fucking phone book and make it sound like the dirtiest porn so sensuous; your panties will instantly disappear. His voice is so celebrated for its booming, instantly recognizable baritone, that he is the voice of an entire UK radio station where he has a podcast. Have you ever wanted to slip two fingers down the front of your trousers after watching a candy commercial? Well you will after listening to Matt Berry.
- Hmm and the hair, good God the hair! No mention of Matt Berry can pass without mention of his glorious mane of hair. His hair inspires women to risk life and limb and possible jail time for stalking in order to ruffle his silky tresses. It’s so rich and lustrous he’s like a walking Pantene commercial. Oh you’ll be dreaming about burying your hands in those lush locks while he licks his way to the center of your own Tootsie Roll pop!
- Oh and as if he didn’t have enough swagger, he’s a self-taught multi-instrumentalist singer and songwriter with four albums. He even has a new album, Witchazel. So not only can he use that voice to separate you from your clothes and any sense of morals your mama may have taught you, but he can write you a love song and sing it to you while he’s working your body like a finely tuned instrument.
- Speaking of working your body, Mr. Berry has some knowledge of this too if the gyrating from this aerobics video with Matt is any indication. Keep an eye on those short shorts too. What’s beneath them don’t disappoint either. Now when’s the last time a man made you want to take up a private aerobics class with him? Don’t you wish you could study aerobics under Matt too? I know I do!