Why They're Hot

Why He’s Hot {REDUX}: 
It’s Johnny Depp, damn it. If that doesn’t make your mouth water, there must be something wrong. This man is AGELESS with the most beautiful cheekbones the world has ever seen. You can lie to yourself as much as you want, but you know you would lick the sweat off of his chest, any given day.
Not only is he an AMAZING actor, who plays some of the most eccentric roles ever, but also a musician. Yeah. That’s hot. He was absolutely twisted and disturbing, but still very much a smoldering sex-machine in Sweeney Todd. Damn. The mind cannot contain the countless things I would like to do to this man.
Even though he’s turning 47 this year, he doesn’t look it. He has been voted The Sexiest Man Alive twice. I mean, JESUS. Can you blame them??? And even though he’s old enough to be my dad, one smoldering look is all it takes for me to want to… shiver his timbers. Yeah, you’d hit that.
He has such a good personality. A little odd-ball, but totally fucking sweet. And he is so God damn funny. If I were there, I would make love to him right on stage. Nothing would stop me. And he is such a dad. He even has a tattoo of his daughters name on his chest. Of course, that would make the chest-licking a little awkward if you thought of his daughter, but Johnny Depp is so much the epitome of sex that you probably wouldn’t be able to think of much other than ripping his clothes off.
Even though he sometimes has the fashion sense of a confused clown, he never ceases to make me want to rip my clothes off. And he has the strangest fucking collection of tattoos. Who cares what they all mean? He’s Johnny Fucking Depp. He doesn’t need reasons. Covered in slime, drenched in water, mysteriously masked—whenever, wherever—Johnny Depp induces screams of pleasure from women across the globe as they fantasize about fucking the weird out of this man.
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Why He’s Hot {REDUX}:

  1. It’s Johnny Depp, damn it. If that doesn’t make your mouth water, there must be something wrong. This man is AGELESS with the most beautiful cheekbones the world has ever seen. You can lie to yourself as much as you want, but you know you would lick the sweat off of his chest, any given day.
  2. Not only is he an AMAZING actor, who plays some of the most eccentric roles ever, but also a musician. Yeah. That’s hot. He was absolutely twisted and disturbing, but still very much a smoldering sex-machine in Sweeney Todd. Damn. The mind cannot contain the countless things I would like to do to this man.
  3. Even though he’s turning 47 this year, he doesn’t look it. He has been voted The Sexiest Man Alive twice. I mean, JESUS. Can you blame them??? And even though he’s old enough to be my dad, one smoldering look is all it takes for me to want to… shiver his timbers. Yeah, you’d hit that.
  4. He has such a good personality. A little odd-ball, but totally fucking sweet. And he is so God damn funny. If I were there, I would make love to him right on stage. Nothing would stop me. And he is such a dad. He even has a tattoo of his daughters name on his chest. Of course, that would make the chest-licking a little awkward if you thought of his daughter, but Johnny Depp is so much the epitome of sex that you probably wouldn’t be able to think of much other than ripping his clothes off.
  5. Even though he sometimes has the fashion sense of a confused clown, he never ceases to make me want to rip my clothes off. And he has the strangest fucking collection of tattoos. Who cares what they all mean? He’s Johnny Fucking Depp. He doesn’t need reasons. Covered in slime, drenched in water, mysteriously masked—whenever, wherever—Johnny Depp induces screams of pleasure from women across the globe as they fantasize about fucking the weird out of this man.

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